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STILL IN THE BASEMENT OF MCDONALD'S

11:51 PM Reporter: the clutterer 0 Responses

There's a bit from the Wire wherein D'Angelo Barksdale and two of his colleagues chat about the origins of the McNugget: "Ay, Mr. Nugget, you the bomb. We sellin' chicken faster than you can tear the bone out!"

Instead of being in the basement of the Golden Arches, the actual inventor of the chicken nugget was Robert Baker, a professor at Cornell University.  While Mickey D's patented the McNugget in the late 70s, Baker had published an academic paper about his nugget in the 50s.  No word on whether Ronald McDonald wrote his clowny-ass name on a fat-ass check for Baker.

Joe.



CALYPSO KING & THE SOUL INVESTIGATORS

10:34 PM Reporter: the clutterer 0 Responses

Fans of funk, edible or audible, should take note of the Calypso King & the Soul Investigators' album Home Cooking.  The band lays its Meters/JBs groove on thick, as fatty and greasy as the album's theme: good ol' down home soul food.  With songs like "Mo' Hash," "Greasy Pork" and "Deep Fried Chitlins," you've now got the incentive to get down and work off those extra pounds from devouring the eats of same name. (Those on a diet can also check out the Soul Investigators backing Nicole Willis, whose album Keep Reaching Up will appease those still in wait for a Amy Winehouse comeback.)


Joe.


CANINE COMFORT

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One crazy summer, my wife had a month long stay planned in Beijing, her first to the PRC.  She's not an overly fussy eater, though I did have to assure her that our pal Fido wouldn't appear on the menu unless she actively sought it out.  A day into her trip, she emailed me the menu from her neighbourhood cafeteria...and I've had to caveat all my assurances since.

All that is apparently changing in the country: the rising middle (and upper) class has elevated the status of our furry friends from protein option to status symbol.  Once banned by the Communist government as a bourgeois frivality, dogs have finally broken down the hearts of our Chinese compadres.  Sez the NY Times:
Twenty years ago, there were hardly any dogs in Beijing, and the few that were here stood a chance of landing on a dinner plate. It remains possible even today to find dog-meat dishes here. But it is far easier to find dog-treat stores, dog Web sites, dog social networks, dog swimming pools — even, for a time recently, a bring-your-dog cinema and a bring-your-dog bar on Beijing’s downtown nightclub row.
A hurray! for all those Chinese kids being tormented on playgrounds amidst the current flux of Red Dawn campaign ads.  OR: what a wonderful excuse to post a picture of our dog.  Whatever gets us by....

Joe.


THE HARD SHAKE

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The next time you order a drink "shaken, not stirred," brace yourself for some embarassment.



(photo: Tony Law)
  This and other lessons are readily available from Hugh Garvey's Bon Appetit piece on Tokyo, the new (or old) cocktail capital of the world.  Having grown up in Canada, I have been an ardent beer drinker for much of my adult life, and the fact that Tokyo just up'ed and conquered the world of spirits was news to me.  This is a story of hand carved ice cubes, of introducing Asian flavours, of innovative technique.



(Photo: Ko Sasaki for The New York Times)
 
Much of this phenomenon is due to Kazuo Uyeda, inventor of the "Hard Shake."  As Garvey puts it, Uyeda's trademark technique does wonders to the shaken cocktail:
To see the hard shake in action, I order a gimlet and witness for the first time a precision that will be repeated at all the bars I visit in Tokyo: Uyeda lines up the bottles on the bar, labels facing the customer. With a single, quick twist he opens them and fills the shaker, which he shakes in a rapid-fire serpentine fashion that decelerates to a slow trot and then a standstill. "The gin is broken out," Uyeda says, "then comes back together, smoother, softer." Indeed, the drink contains a profusion of fine ice shards, and the acid from the lime and the alcohol in the gin have both mellowed. It's a bit light for my taste. Not a bad thing, given the night I have ahead of me.
There's multiple videos of this being performed online:

There are skeptics as to whether the "hard shake" actually does much of anything, and even further critics as Tokyo continues to stick with curacao and other technicolour motifs, while those on this side of the Pacific explore more natural flavours.  Either way, it's still a pretty great read, and gives yet another reason to travel to Japan. 

Joe.


CALGARY SLOP: BOXWOOD'S HIGH-END ACCESSIBLE EATS

11:24 PM Reporter: Ian Doig 0 Responses

Lucky me, I scored an invite to Boxwood’s friends-and-family launch just prior to its opening night. Hotly anticipated on Calgary’s cuisine scene, the central Memorial Park restaurant is a River Café spinoff that’s been roughly a year in prep. No less than five former River Café staff members are involved in the launch of this new eatery, including executive chef Andy Bujak and up-and-coming sous chef Joy Lee.

Boxwood’s city-owned building is small and just what most of this boxy cement town ought to be built like. All bare wood, smart tiling and windows with a high ceiling, it makes great use of its park view, which includes an after-dark fountain light show.

The Boxwood cuisine concept is simple: high-end, locally sourced, seasonal and sustainable food a la its Prince’s Island mother ship but at lower cost. Apropos of its accessibility angle, Boxwood doesn’t accept reservations. I take a soon-to-be coveted end-of-bar seat and watch the open kitchen buzz. I wonder if a bucket of rustic crusts is ornamental. My server says, nope, these good lookin’ flatbreads are roasted garlic spiced crackers served with the hummus ($7).

Bujak’s menu is loaded with local meat and produce including Poplar Bluff potatoes, Sylvan Star gouda, Winter’s organic Turkey, Spragg Farm roast porchetta, Driview Farm lamb. The heart of the kitchen is its rotisserie. It not only cooks meat for evening entrées, but for Boxwood’s lunchtime Panini sandwiches. And like River Café, all the restaurant’s breads and pickles are made in-house.

With a nice glass of 2009 Montpezat merlot in hand, I order a PV Farm organic roasted chicken with tarragon and chipotle vinaigrette ($15). To this, I add farro salad with marinated feta, nectarines and arugula ($6).

The chicken, served on a rustic enamel platter, is a killer. Cooked perfectly with crisp skin, moist meat, it’s expertly seasoned and covered in herbs. The salad’s plump farro grains have a good, firm pop. The cheese is delectably sweet.

As the sun sets and the fountain lights, the eating turns to socializing. And more eating. I sample a unique bowl of mussels in broth with oven-dried tomatoes and pork (not on the menu as of this posting). There are jokes about drinking the broth after the mussels are eaten. It’s that good. Last down the hatch is a dark chocolate raspberry and caramel brownie ($5) that looks like a chocolate scone and tastes like chocolate heaven.

In my ideal world, this restaurant would overthrow the fast food chains and serve great local grub for 
cheap on every city street. Until that day comes, I’ll take my spot in line at Boxwood’s front door.

Boxwood Café at Central Memorial Park
340 13th Avenue S.W.
Calgary, Alberta
403-265-4006

Ian Doig


CAN YOUR KNIFE DO THIS???

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O CANADA GOOSE

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I'm not ashamed to admit it: I've seen many a Canada goose in my lifetime, flying, swimming, walking around, doing Lord knows what, and I've thought about how it would taste.  It's not a thought that crosses my mind on a regular basis, but that's not because I share the common assumption that it's no more than a flying rat.  To me, the Canada goose is no dirty bird, it's as ubiquitous as a park bench, and something that just isn't frequently thought of as a dinner option.



(photo: Holly A. Heyser)
 

Thankfully, someone has thought otherwise.  Hank Shaw has written a great piece for the Atlantic about cooking the beautiful beast (those inclined can even read about his trip in Manitoba to hunt them at his blog Hunter Angler Gardener Cook), every bit of it, making everything from goose mortadella to the more common seared breast. 

Read all about it here.

Joe.


MAD SCIENCE

11:22 AM Reporter: the clutterer 0 Responses

News of the various McDonald's experiments have started infiltrating the water cooler discussions at our respective day jobs, particularly as a litany of past experiments have informed our collective online nostalgia.  Leave it to the folks at Serious Eats to get all scientific method on our asses.  As J. Kenji Lopez-Alt puts it, "My project for the next few weeks: design and carry out the first well-documented, scientific experiment to shed some light on whether or not there is something truly evil lurking between the buns. Hopefully we can kill this meme once and for all."

This, from the only folks that were able to make boiling water a seriously entertaining read.  If you're at all curious about the McDonald's test, read about it here.

Joe.


THE KIMCHI CRISIS

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The year's odd weather patterns might have some effect on your tan, but there's a more devastating result: Korea will face a kimchi shortage, given the poor haul of napa cabbage this season.  

To put it in perspective, South Koreans eat about 1.45 million tons of napa cabbage kimchi annually.  To contrast, an average blue whale weighs anywhere between 150 to 190 tons.  Pickle that tidbit of info in your mind.

The South Korean government has moved to address this shortage, suspending import tariffs on Chinese-grown cabbage and supplying Seoul with an apparent federal reserve of napa cabbage (enough to feed 10,000 families).  The shortage will likely be temporary, and things are anticipated to return to normal before November.  What will happen in the interim?  We have no idea (well, apart from noting that there are a gazillion other types of non-Napa cabbage kimchi), but here's hoping Park Chan-Wook can turn it into a kickass film.

Joe.


CURRY UP

11:28 PM Reporter: the clutterer 0 Responses
Who would've thunk that Bathing Ape's Nigo would've opened up his own curry shop?  There's not a lot on the menu o'er at Curry Up, but at least a few biased reviews online (we're looking at you, Verbal from the Teriyaki Boyz!) have indicated that things are good.

More importantly, the space was designed by Masamichi Katayama's Wonderwall, who also did many of the Bathing Ape stores, the flagship Nike store in Harajuku, several Uniqlo stores...the list goes on and on, and it's a good excuse to link their website, which one could spend hours on.

Joe.


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